- Jeff Davis: Hello, my name is Jeff, and... I'm addicted to slow motion.
- Everyone: Hi, Jeff!
- Group Leader: Is there anything you'd like to share today, Jeff?
- Jeff Davis: I told myself it wasn't a problem, even though the editors begged me to stop. But I kept ordering them to put just one more shot in slow motion. JUST ONE MORE SHOT.
- Group Leader: It's okay, Jeff. No one here judges you.
- Jeff Davis: *sobbing* SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE DRAMATICALLY. I JUST LIKE WATCHING PRETTY PEOPLE MOVE SLOWLY.
ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
god fucking dammit jonghyun you r fuckin wit my bias list and you need to STOP right the fuck now